Proust VS Vanity Fair

Después de hacer el famosísimo cuestionario de Proust, y vagando un poco por la red llegue a un cuestionario no tan intenso, pero imagino que mas leído que el de mi querido escritor francés. La versión de hace un año del cuestionario de Vanity Fair (espero con ansia el de este año)
I trost yu ol spik inglish.......

What is your idea of perfect happiness? 
1. To live without fear.

What is your greatest fear? 
2. Not being able to do that what I love.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? 
3. Laziness.

What is the trait you most deplore in others? 
4. No humor.

Which living person do you most admire? 
5. W. Allen.

What is your greatest extravagance? 
6. Marc Jacobs designed band aids. Like the ones you put on when you cut your finger...

What is your current state of mind? 
7. Excited, restless.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? 
8. Patience.

On what occasion do you lie? 
9. When buying expensive movies, books, dinners and drinks. I say to myself: Is not a waste of money. Is an investment, is for a good reason...

What do you most dislike about your appearance? 
10. My belly, but sometimes is my best quality.

Which living person do you most despise? 
11. Don't despise anyone in particular; it's a waste of energy. But sometimes I despite everyone.

What is the quality you most like in a man? 
12. Vulnerability.

What is the quality you most like in a woman? 
13. Femininity, elegance.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? 
14. Erotic, curious.

What or who is the greatest love of your life? 
15. You.

When and where were you happiest? 
16. When made my first architectural project.

Which talent would you most like to have? 
17. To draw like Egon Schiele.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 
18. I'd like to be more open, less nervous and less trustful.

What do you consider your greatest achievement? 
19. Not giving up.

If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? 
20. A wonderbra or Marcello Mastroianni.

Where would you most like to live? 
21. In the B612 asteroid.

What is your most treasured possession?
22. My eyes, not for the eyes themselves but for the ability to see. I think I've seen beautiful things and many more are coming.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? 
23. Being simple minded and not knowing it.

What is your favorite occupation? 
24. Enjoying life.

What is your most marked characteristic? 
25. Shy and a little stupid.

What do you most value in your friends? 
26. Loyalty. Respect.

Who are your favorite writers? 
27. O. Paz, J. Rulfo, E.E. Cummings, O. Wilde, N. Ostrovsky, A. Nïn, V. Wolf, A. de Saint-Exupéry.

Who is your hero of fiction? 
28. Pavel Korchagin, Pip (from Great Expectations).

Which historical figure do you most identify with? 
29. H. Miller, P. Verlaine, el Santo.

Who are your heroes in real life? 
30. Everyone that fought for what they wanted... and got it.

What are your favorite names? 
31. Lucia, Ana, Eva.

What is it that you most dislike? 
32. Spiders. Driving.

What is your greatest regret? 
33. Not kissing her enough.

How would you like to die? 
34. Attacked by a jealous husband.

What is your motto? 
35. I forgive but I don't forget.
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